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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am resting and letting every notification fight for second place. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. Urgent matters should go to the project lead with the least visible eye twitch. Thank you for understanding how calendars generally work.
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