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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am resting and letting every notification fight for second place. Please allow the draft to age before demanding a miracle pass. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.

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