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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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