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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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