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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am on a break and treating my email like a distant rumor. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. For anything urgent, contact the duty manager or supervisor on shift. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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