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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. For urgent issues, contact the team lead or whichever vice president loves escalation the most. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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