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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am out to address burnout before sarcasm becomes a medical event. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. For urgent issues, contact the team lead or whichever vice president loves escalation the most. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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