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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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