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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Thank you for understanding how calendars generally work.
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