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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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