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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am at an event where every hallway conversation became a calendar liability. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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