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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am at an event where every hallway conversation became a calendar liability. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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