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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am absent while my health files an urgent complaint. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. For urgent issues, contact the team lead or whichever vice president loves escalation the most. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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