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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Cross-functional anxiety should be routed through someone with more availability. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. For urgent issues, contact the team lead or whichever vice president loves escalation the most. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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