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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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