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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am currently unavailable while I attempt to become a person again. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. I will return to this message after my absence ends. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Your patience is appreciated.
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