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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a way that could survive screenshots. I will get back to you once I return and can review this properly. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Thank you for your consideration.
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