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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. I plan to follow up when I am back online. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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