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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. Cross-functional anxiety should be routed through someone with more availability. I plan to follow up when I am back online. For immediate needs, escalate through the normal chain before inventing a new one. Thanks for your flexibility.
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