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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am attending a conference and being professionally over-scheduled. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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