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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. I plan to follow up when I am back online. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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