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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am attending a conference and being professionally over-scheduled. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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