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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am at a conference collecting badges, lanyards, and secondhand jargon. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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