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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. For urgent requests, use the agreed emergency channel if we actually have one. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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