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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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