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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. For urgent requests, use the agreed emergency channel if we actually have one. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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