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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am away dealing with a temporary scheduling situation. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. For urgent requests, use the agreed emergency channel if we actually have one. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.

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