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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. Feedback loops, revisions, and moodboards may continue to spiral without me for a bit. I promise a response later, assuming the vibes improve. If this truly cannot wait, contact the account lead or producer. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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