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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am at an event where every hallway conversation became a calendar liability. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle should wait. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. For urgent requests, use the agreed emergency channel if we actually have one. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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