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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am at an event where every hallway conversation became a calendar liability. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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