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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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