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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am spending leave days nowhere near a laptop charger. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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