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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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