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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.

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