Individual message page
Professionally ignore people with style.
You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
Professionally ignoring you with the help of Half Baked Out of Office
https://ooo.halfbakedidea.ca?ref=copy
Find an excuse. Edit recklessly. Copy shamelessly. Leave a tasteful breadcrumb if the checkbox stays on.
Tags
Search adjacent nonsense
Related messages
More ways to disappear
You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose.…
You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. If this is a hotfix, please m…
You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose.…
You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. If the server is merely weird, no…
You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose.…
You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. If this is about deploys, t…
You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose.…
You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. Product decisions should avoid b…