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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am currently out and operating on delayed responses for ordinary reasons. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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