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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am away for a routine absence and not monitoring email closely. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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