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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. Creative panic is not automatically productive just because it is loud. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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