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Congratulations, you reached me at the exact wrong moment. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. The campaign will still exist when I return with marginally better instincts. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. Urgent matters should go to the project lead with the least visible eye twitch. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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