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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. I will review this once I have returned. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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