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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. I will return to this message after my absence ends. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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