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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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