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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. I will get back to you once I return and can review this properly. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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