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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am spending leave days nowhere near a laptop charger. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. I will get back to you once I return and can review this properly. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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