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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am using paid time off to stare at scenery and ignore notifications. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Many thanks for your patience.
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