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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Many thanks for your patience.
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