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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a way that could survive screenshots. I plan to follow up when I am back online. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Many thanks for your patience.
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