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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Your patience is appreciated.
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