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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. The matrix will continue to matrix while I am gone. I appreciate your patience while responses are delayed. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Thank you for your consideration.
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