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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. Responses will resume after my return. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Thank you for your consideration.
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